This is Not Ordinary

Ok so let me get the order of events straight. – Terrorist dressed up in police gear breaks in to a senator’s house, shoots him and his wife- Flees the scene- Goes to a separate elected representative’s house- Cops arrive on the scene before he can break in- Surround the house- He starts shooting at cops- Cops fire back – Somehow all miss him- They somehow let him barge into the house – He murders a sitting congresswoman and her husband – And THEN the cops allow him to escape again?? – Are we fucking kidding??This is either complete ineptitude or the police were actual accomplices in the murder and attempted murder of two different Democratic Congresspeople.

Original Mastodon Post

Ok so let me get the order of events straight.

- Terrorist dressed up in police gear breaks in to a senator's house, shoots him and his wife
- Flees the scene
- Goes to a separate elected representative's house
- Cops arrive on the scene before he can break in
- Surround the house
- He starts shooting at cops
- Cops fire back
- Somehow all miss him
- They somehow let him barge into the house
- He murders a sitting congresswoman and her husband
- And THEN the cops allow him to escape again??
- Are we fucking kidding??

This is either complete ineptitude or the police were actual accomplices in the murder and attempted murder of two different Democratic Congresspeople.

Ok. I’m a teacher. So let me break this down for you into very very simple ideas and numbers. Let’s say you run a sandwich shop. You sell $10 sandwiches. It’s a very good sandwich shop. You sell a lot of sandwiches. In fact, I buy a sandwich from you every single day. In a week, I have spent $70 buying sandwiches from you. Now let’s say I am selling my car. You, the owner of the sandwich shop, need a car. I decide to sell you my car for the very very reasonable price of $700. So here’s the situation at the end of a week. You have sold me $70 worth of goods. I have received $70 worth of sandwiches. In return, I have sold you $700 worth of goods, and you have received $700 worth of car. Any reasonable, rational person would look at that situation and say “that’s a fair exchange”. Both parties paid an amount of money equal to the value of the goods they now own. But Trump is not a rational person. What he has decided this means is that you have somehow cheated me out of $630, because $700-$70=$630. Does this make sense? Fuck no. If anything, I got the better part of that deal. I now have $630, plus a belly full of sandwiches.But it gets even worse. Then, because Trump’s a-brain is filled with maggots, he further declares that since $630 divided by $700 is .9, that MUST mean you, the owner of the sandwich shop, have been imposing 90% “sandwich shop tariffs” on me the whole time. Does THIS make a lick of sense either? Also fuck no. But wait, you’re going to love this. Trump’s “solution” to this is to decree that going forward, all sandwiches you sell me will be marked up a “reciprocal’ 90%, making the total cost for a sandwich $19 instead of $10. He says this will be good for sandwich sales. Does THIS make any goddamn sense either? Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick no it fucking does not. This entire idea is complete horseshit for what I hope you can now see are a whole raft of very very obvious reasons. Among them:1. There never was a “sandwich shop tariff” to reciprocate2. There is no rational reason for you to buy a car from me ever again3. This will not make sandwiches cheaper4. That’s not how numbers work 5. That’s not how any of this worksNow replace the car seller with America, and the sandwich shop with an island inhabited only by penguins. I wish I was joking.

Original Mastodon Post

Ok. I'm a teacher. So let me break this down for you into very very simple ideas and numbers.

Let's say you run a sandwich shop. You sell $10 sandwiches. It's a very good sandwich shop. You sell a lot of sandwiches. In fact, I buy a sandwich from you every single day. In a week, I have spent $70 buying sandwiches from you.

Now let's say I am selling my car. You, the owner of the sandwich shop, need a car. I decide to sell you my car for the very very reasonable price of $700.

So here's the situation at the end of a week. You have sold me $70 worth of goods. I have received $70 worth of sandwiches. In return, I have sold you $700 worth of goods, and you have received $700 worth of car.

Any reasonable, rational person would look at that situation and say "that's a fair exchange". Both parties paid an amount of money equal to the value of the goods they now own.

But Trump is not a rational person. What he has decided this means is that you have somehow cheated me out of $630, because $700-$70=$630. Does this make sense? Fuck no. If anything, I got the better part of that deal. I now have $630, plus a belly full of sandwiches.

But it gets even worse. Then, because Trump's a-brain is filled with maggots, he further declares that since $630 divided by $700 is .9, that MUST mean you, the owner of the sandwich shop, have been imposing 90% "sandwich shop tariffs" on me the whole time. Does THIS make a lick of sense either? Also fuck no.

But wait, you're going to love this. Trump's "solution" to this is to decree that going forward, all sandwiches you sell me will be marked up a "reciprocal' 90%, making the total cost for a sandwich $19 instead of $10. He says this will be good for sandwich sales. Does THIS make any goddamn sense either? Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick no it fucking does not.

This entire idea is complete horseshit for what I hope you can now see are a whole raft of very very obvious reasons. Among them:

1. There never was a "sandwich shop tariff" to reciprocate
2. There is no rational reason for you to buy a car from me ever again
3. This will not make sandwiches cheaper
4. That's not how numbers work
5. That's not how any of this works

Now replace the car seller with America, and the sandwich shop with an island inhabited only by penguins. I wish I was joking.