{"id":276,"date":"2020-04-04T09:24:12","date_gmt":"2020-04-04T16:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/?p=276"},"modified":"2020-04-04T09:24:12","modified_gmt":"2020-04-04T16:24:12","slug":"peeing-section","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/2020\/04\/04\/peeing-section\/","title":{"rendered":"Peeing Section"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Having some states shelter in place while others are still free to roam is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Irishrygirl (@irishrygirl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/irishrygirl\/status\/1245876090532515840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"wpel-icon-left\"><i class=\"wpel-icon dashicons-before dashicons-admin-links\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i>April 3, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/tag\/humor\/\" data-wpel-link=\"internal\">#humor<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having some states shelter in place while others are still free to roam is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool. &mdash; Irishrygirl (@irishrygirl) April 3, 2020 #humor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[89],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}