{"id":330,"date":"2020-04-21T20:33:07","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T03:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/?p=330"},"modified":"2020-04-21T20:33:07","modified_gmt":"2020-04-22T03:33:07","slug":"i-went-to-hogwarts-for-seven-years-and-did-not-learn-math-or-spelling-and-now-i-cant-get-a-job-the-new-yorker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/2020\/04\/21\/i-went-to-hogwarts-for-seven-years-and-did-not-learn-math-or-spelling-and-now-i-cant-get-a-job-the-new-yorker\/","title":{"rendered":"I Went to Hogwarts for Seven Years and Did Not Learn Math or Spelling, and Now I Can\u2019t Get a Job | The New Yorker"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Thanks to the Hogwarts curriculum, I can withstand mind control and even limited torture, but I cannot write a compelling cover letter without humiliating grammatical error\u2019s. Why is literature not a course at your skool? I can enchant my quill to write my thoughts, but I never learned how to make my thoughts enchanting. I heard that Durmstrang students have a skool newspaper. You know what Hogwarts has? A three-headed dog lurking in the castle, with permission to kill whoever it finds. Indeedly, my life was constantly endangered while at Hogwarts, which was an academic distracshun.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Via: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/daily-shouts\/i-went-to-hogwarts-for-seven-years-and-did-not-learn-math-or-spelling-and-now-i-cant-get-a-job\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"wpel-icon-left\"><i class=\"wpel-icon dashicons-before dashicons-admin-links\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i>I Went to Hogwarts for Seven Years and Did Not Learn Math or Spelling, and Now I Can\u2019t Get a Job | The New Yorker<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/tag\/humor\/\" data-wpel-link=\"internal\">#humor<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to the Hogwarts curriculum, I can withstand mind control and even limited torture, but I cannot write a compelling cover letter without humiliating grammatical error\u2019s. Why is literature not a course at your skool? I can enchant my quill to write my thoughts, but I never learned how to make my thoughts enchanting. I &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/2020\/04\/21\/i-went-to-hogwarts-for-seven-years-and-did-not-learn-math-or-spelling-and-now-i-cant-get-a-job-the-new-yorker\/\" data-wpel-link=\"internal\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[89],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}