{"id":5193,"date":"2022-05-27T08:49:55","date_gmt":"2022-05-27T15:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/?p=5193"},"modified":"2022-05-27T08:49:55","modified_gmt":"2022-05-27T15:49:55","slug":"tweet-from-pareene-at-may-26-2022-at-0745pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/2022\/05\/27\/tweet-from-pareene-at-may-26-2022-at-0745pm\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweet from pareene at May 26, 2022 at 07:45PM"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"\" dir=\"ltr\">watching Texas law enforcement try to invent a plausible narrative of their heroism and efficacy that stands up to sustained national scrutiny is bleakly funny. like prison cooks suddenly having to convince Gordon Ramsay the fruit cup is all locally sourced from area orchards<\/p>\n<p>  &mdash; &#8216;Weird Alex&#8217; Pareene (@pareene)<br \/>\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pareene\/status\/1530017239113555968\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"wpel-icon-left\"><i class=\"wpel-icon dashicons-before dashicons-admin-links\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i>May 27, 2022<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<br \/>\nfrom http:\/\/twitter.com\/pareene<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>watching Texas law enforcement try to invent a plausible narrative of their heroism and efficacy that stands up to sustained national scrutiny is bleakly funny. like prison cooks suddenly having to convince Gordon Ramsay the fruit cup is all locally sourced from area orchards &mdash; &#8216;Weird Alex&#8217; Pareene (@pareene) May 27, 2022 from http:\/\/twitter.com\/pareene<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5194,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5193\/revisions\/5194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notordinary.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}